After exhausting campaigns for the glory of the Magistrate the knighthood planned to amuse itself, but it was not to happen. All the plans of the Knights were spoiled by the insidious Genie who suddenly decided to drown herself. And everything would successfully end if the distance between the Vampire and the place where the Genie attempted the suicide were larger. But the salvation has occurred and as a reward the Vampire received the three wishes which he only wants to keep for himself. Now the poor Genie is being locked in the castle of the Vampire who has already announced his first wish. Others desperately try to get one of the remaining wishes by using such methods as presenting cakes...
Once upon a time a brave knight named Sigizmund decided to seek in marriage with the most handsome girl in Universe - the English beauty Elline whom he saw during a festive occasion. But Sigizmund didn't know where the castle of the beautiful girl is located, having seen it only on the map created by a visiting saracene. And there was nobody to translate the names of regions and the pointers on the map from the overseas language. Sigizmund looked on the map again and again, but all he saw were letters absolutely unknown to him. Then he burst with refined oaths and began to curse his tutors because they haven't taught him any foreign languages! This valiant warrior in distress was going to...
April 2003. The structure of the state order of the Lands is being improved. The expansion to the new territories led to the quick rise of wealthy landlords. Recently the law in draft about the new status – the King – has been worked out and the community discussions about this subject have practically ended – everyone who had to say something important or simply express an opinion successfully did it. The inhabitants sincerely hope that the Magistrate won’t delay the introduction of the new status, especially because the first bearer of the King title is known. Lord Champion – the only possessor of 10 feuds – has recently been summoned from non-existence by some kind of magical...
At last snow left from the Heroeslands, here and there the young green growth began to make the way. Spring goes, spring road. The first thunder-storm not waited for May and began several days before. Terrible downpour, strong wind, terrifying peals of a thunder. All that happened when some dragon was leaving the lands, which was a legend by his certain acts that our correspondents couldn't remember the truth, as one wise man said; Legends born, legends live, and legends forgotten, good luck to all that leaves us forever. The searches of grail which were undertaken by small group of adventurers still proceed. Most significant event of this campaign was the pogrom of the tavern which was...
Many days have passed since Orc and his followers settled down in new lands. Together, hand by hand paw by paw they were building new settlement, even more grater capitol than it was before. Many scouts and colonizers were sent to explore new lands and to build settlements on the lands. Day by day the capitol was rising, its magnificent buildings, towers and the most popular-tavern was protruding through mighty walls that will stand even thousands of raiders. Finally the work was done. Everyone was happy. Orc was dancing wildly in his new balcony of his new palace. But it was time for a speech. Orc tried to make serious look on his face, but he saw how everybody was happy. He smiled and...
The sky of Old Lands began to be clouding over, the sun rose rarely and trees withered. An orc stood on the balcony of his palace and looked at his domains. He was sick of unhappy thoughts. The last onset of barbarians was repulsed by the army of Lands but the barbarians brought an unknown disease which was affecting Old Lands rapidly. Nobody was killed by the disease but it poisoned consciousness, brought indifference in life. Everything destroyed by the barbarians was restored but will he manage to cure souls? He had many assistants who had helped him to create that world, they changed but the Orc remained. He bore even the armageddon more quietly. And now? He felt strange, he felt...
